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Post by FUBeAR on Aug 24, 2019 2:32:22 GMT -5
Welp...FUBeAR has fired up the prognostication app on his flip phone & generated the following.
What say you?
PICKS
Saturday, Aug 24, 2019
Samford at Youngstown State - Heat & HomewoodHounds hit hard on the IcePigeons. Pelini signs 5 new recruits / transfers from Limestone CF in Madison, AL on his way home & returns to DepressionTown with a 27-17 loss to brood upon while diabolically stroking his pet pussy.
Thursday, Aug. 29
Eastern Illinois at Chattanooga - Coach Wright gets things started off on the Wright foot as the SnakeBirds strike & swallow these OVC pussycats 28-10.
Saturday, Aug. 31
Charleston Southern at #19 Furman - The last time I saw this band of bungling buccaneers in action vs. the bellhops, they reminded me of the 1st 75-pound / 9 YO Team I coached, but not as disciplined, nor aggressive. Paladins trample the seagoingsmugglers 56-3; stomping a mud hole into them on dry land.
#11 Towson at The Citadel - HEAT, HUMIDITY, and Sand-gnats hamstring another set of northern pussycats, (northern...even though their litter box lies south of the M-D line). Bellhops secede in stealing another SoCon OOC win from the 23-Teams-in-the-Playoffs-CAA, 21-20.
ETSU at App State - Nothing FUBeAR would like more than to see the MountainPirates find one of their many 2018 lucky pennies & use it to plug up yosef’s musket...but with the loss of 20+ Sr’s, each with horseshoes in their back pockets, I just don’t see this misnomered mascot ETSU Team being able to overcome these wannabe’s...this year. Appys win 35-7.
Mercer at Western Carolina - Bears run their winning streak over the cantamounts to 4 in a row as the overmatched and still really bad WCU Defense has no answers for Riddle, Devezin, Ellington, and Durden. Tyrie Adams, the undisputed best 1-man-band in college football, spends a good part of the day fleeing for his life as his just-got-home-from-the-Sr-Prom OL can’t slow down Mercer’s talented & experienced Front 6 (Bears are 4-2-5 now) + blitzers. He still works his magic though & finds some (ridiculous) ways to put points on the board. Following a 49-28 loss, remaining pussycat fans leave Whitmire Stadium shredding their game programs, demonstrating what they’d like to do to with the Lifetime Contract for Coach Speir, announced just after 90% of the cantamount fans leave the stadium following WCU’s halftime band performance. Having lost 9 in a row, WCU is now officially placed on “VMI Watch” by the SoCon League Office (whatever that means).
#9 Wofford at SC State - Despite the damage it might do to the SoCon, FUBeAR would love to see the Bulldogs eat the littledogs in this one. Not gonna happen. The porchyappers simply don’t schedule FCS games where they have any chance of a loss. SparkleCity yardbarkers win this one in the Burg That is Orange, 31-14.
VMI at Marshall - Please Lord, let the kangaroos enjoy a miracle & beat this scourge of humanity program located in that Hell on earth, Huntington, WV. Unfortunately, this game plays out like the plot of AMC’s “Preacher” - God is missing. BlunderingTurd rolls over the pouchedprivates, 63-10.
Samford at Tenn Tech - I already picked the Samford game! Oh...I see....Coach Hatcher gets the bullpups to quick 2-0, in a rout, 42-17, as his progeny plays QB the entire 2nd half, and things begin to get “veeeerrry in-te-rest-ink, but stupid” (Arte Johnson Laugh-In Nazi soldier character in the bushes voice) in Homewood for the next several years.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Chattanooga
1. ETSU
1. Furman
1. Mercer
1. Samford
1. The Citadel
1. Wofford
8. WCU
9. VMI
That’s it. “Read it & wipe it. The money am on the dresser.” - for you old school UFFP’ers out there. Man, I miss that guy!
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Post by ursus on Aug 24, 2019 12:34:40 GMT -5
Picks:
Samford vs YSU
EIU @ Chatt
CSU @ Furman
Towson @ Citadel
ETSU @ App State
Mercer @ WCU
VMI @ Marshall
Samford @ TTU
Ranks:
1. Wofford
2. Furman
3. Mercer
4. Samford
5. Chatt
6. Citadel
7. ETSU
8. WCU
9. VMI
With a good season and OOC performance very possible to get 4-5 teams into the playoffs.
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Post by Cat Fan on Aug 24, 2019 17:45:50 GMT -5
Welp...FUBeAR has fired up the prognostication app on his flip phone & generated the following. What say you? PICKSSaturday, Aug 24, 2019Samford at Youngstown State - Heat & HomewoodHounds hit hard on the IcePigeons. Pelini signs 5 new recruits / transfers from Limestone CF in Madison, AL on his way home & returns to DepressionTown with a 27-17 loss to brood upon while diabolically stroking his pet pussy. Thursday, Aug. 29Eastern Illinois at Chattanooga - Coach Wright gets things started off on the Wright foot as the SnakeBirds strike & swallow these OVC pussycats 28-10. Saturday, Aug. 31
Charleston Southern at #19 Furman - The last time I saw this band of bungling buccaneers in action vs. the bellhops, they reminded me of the 1st 75-pound / 9 YO Team I coached, but not as disciplined, nor aggressive. Paladins trample the seagoingsmugglers 56-3; stomping a mud hole into them on dry land. #11 Towson at The Citadel - HEAT, HUMIDITY, and Sand-gnats hamstring another set of northern pussycats, (northern...even though their litter box lies south of the M-D line). Bellhops secede in stealing another SoCon OOC win from the 23-Teams-in-the-Playoffs-CAA, 21-20. ETSU at App State - Nothing FUBeAR would like more than to see the MountainPirates find one of their many 2018 lucky pennies & use it to plug up yosef’s musket...but with the loss of 20+ Sr’s, each with horseshoes in their back pockets, I just don’t see this misnomered mascot ETSU Team being able to overcome these wannabe’s...this year. Appys win 35-7. Mercer at Western Carolina - Bears run their winning streak over the cantamounts to 4 in a row as the overmatched and still really bad WCU Defense has no answers for Riddle, Devezin, Ellington, and Durden. Tyrie Adams, the undisputed best 1-man-band in college football, spends a good part of the day fleeing for his life as his just-got-home-from-the-Sr-Prom OL can’t slow down Mercer’s talented & experienced Front 6 (Bears are 4-2-5 now) + blitzers. He still works his magic though & finds some (ridiculous) ways to put points on the board. Following a 49-28 loss, remaining pussycat fans leave Whitmire Stadium shredding their game programs, demonstrating what they’d like to do to with the Lifetime Contract for Coach Speir, announced just after 90% of the cantamount fans leave the stadium following WCU’s halftime band performance. Having lost 9 in a row, WCU is now officially placed on “VMI Watch” by the SoCon League Office (whatever that means). #9 Wofford at SC State - Despite the damage it might do to the SoCon, FUBeAR would love to see the Bulldogs eat the littledogs in this one. Not gonna happen. The porchyappers simply don’t schedule FCS games where they have any chance of a loss. SparkleCity yardbarkers win this one in the Burg That is Orange, 31-14. VMI at Marshall - Please Lord, let the kangaroos enjoy a miracle & beat this scourge of humanity program located in that Hell on earth, Huntington, WV. Unfortunately, this game plays out like the plot of AMC’s “Preacher” - God is missing. BlunderingTurd rolls over the pouchedprivates, 63-10. Samford at Tenn Tech - I already picked the Samford game! Oh...I see....Coach Hatcher gets the bullpups to quick 2-0, in a rout, 42-17, as his progeny plays QB the entire 2nd half, and things begin to get “veeeerrry in-te-rest-ink, but stupid” (Arte Johnson Laugh-In Nazi soldier character in the bushes voice) in Homewood for the next several years. What a way to kick off your picks for the season with a 0-1 start. At the end of next Saturday, you could very well be 0-9. |
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Post by FUBeAR on Aug 24, 2019 21:32:15 GMT -5
Welp...FUBeAR has fired up the prognostication app on his flip phone & generated the following. What say you? PICKSSaturday, Aug 24, 2019Samford at Youngstown State - Heat & HomewoodHounds hit hard on the IcePigeons. Pelini signs 5 new recruits / transfers from Limestone CF in Madison, AL on his way home & returns to DepressionTown with a 27-17 loss to brood upon while diabolically stroking his pet pussy. Thursday, Aug. 29Eastern Illinois at Chattanooga - Coach Wright gets things started off on the Wright foot as the SnakeBirds strike & swallow these OVC pussycats 28-10. Saturday, Aug. 31
Charleston Southern at #19 Furman - The last time I saw this band of bungling buccaneers in action vs. the bellhops, they reminded me of the 1st 75-pound / 9 YO Team I coached, but not as disciplined, nor aggressive. Paladins trample the seagoingsmugglers 56-3; stomping a mud hole into them on dry land. #11 Towson at The Citadel - HEAT, HUMIDITY, and Sand-gnats hamstring another set of northern pussycats, (northern...even though their litter box lies south of the M-D line). Bellhops secede in stealing another SoCon OOC win from the 23-Teams-in-the-Playoffs-CAA, 21-20. ETSU at App State - Nothing FUBeAR would like more than to see the MountainPirates find one of their many 2018 lucky pennies & use it to plug up yosef’s musket...but with the loss of 20+ Sr’s, each with horseshoes in their back pockets, I just don’t see this misnomered mascot ETSU Team being able to overcome these wannabe’s...this year. Appys win 35-7. Mercer at Western Carolina - Bears run their winning streak over the cantamounts to 4 in a row as the overmatched and still really bad WCU Defense has no answers for Riddle, Devezin, Ellington, and Durden. Tyrie Adams, the undisputed best 1-man-band in college football, spends a good part of the day fleeing for his life as his just-got-home-from-the-Sr-Prom OL can’t slow down Mercer’s talented & experienced Front 6 (Bears are 4-2-5 now) + blitzers. He still works his magic though & finds some (ridiculous) ways to put points on the board. Following a 49-28 loss, remaining pussycat fans leave Whitmire Stadium shredding their game programs, demonstrating what they’d like to do to with the Lifetime Contract for Coach Speir, announced just after 90% of the cantamount fans leave the stadium following WCU’s halftime band performance. Having lost 9 in a row, WCU is now officially placed on “VMI Watch” by the SoCon League Office (whatever that means). #9 Wofford at SC State - Despite the damage it might do to the SoCon, FUBeAR would love to see the Bulldogs eat the littledogs in this one. Not gonna happen. The porchyappers simply don’t schedule FCS games where they have any chance of a loss. SparkleCity yardbarkers win this one in the Burg That is Orange, 31-14. VMI at Marshall - Please Lord, let the kangaroos enjoy a miracle & beat this scourge of humanity program located in that Hell on earth, Huntington, WV. Unfortunately, this game plays out like the plot of AMC’s “Preacher” - God is missing. BlunderingTurd rolls over the pouchedprivates, 63-10. Samford at Tenn Tech - I already picked the Samford game! Oh...I see....Coach Hatcher gets the bullpups to quick 2-0, in a rout, 42-17, as his progeny plays QB the entire 2nd half, and things begin to get “veeeerrry in-te-rest-ink, but stupid” (Arte Johnson Laugh-In Nazi soldier character in the bushes voice) in Homewood for the next several years. What a way to kick off your picks for the season with a 0-1 start. At the end of next Saturday, you could very well be 0-9. Scoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football Newberry vs Western Carolina (Sep 01, 2018 at Cullowhee, N.C.) Newberry (0-1) vs. Western Carolina (1-0) Date: Sep 01, 2018 Site: Cullowhee, N.C. Stadium: E.J. Whitmire Attendance: 12111 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Newberry............ 7 10 3 6 - 26 Western Carolina.... 3 16 0 14 - 33 ——————————————————- Scoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football Western Carolina vs Gardner-Webb (Sep 14, 2018 at Boiling Springs, NC) Western Carolina (2-0) vs. Gardner-Webb (1-2) Date: Sep 14, 2018 Site: Boiling Springs, NC Stadium: Ernest W. Spangler Attendance: 2257 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Western Carolina.... 7 14 0 7 - 28 Gardner-Webb........ 7 3 0 0 - 10 ——————————————————— Scoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football VMI vs. Western Carolina (Sep 22, 2018 at Cullowhee, N.C.) VMI (0-4,0-3) vs. Western Carolina (3-0,1-0) Date: Sep 22, 2018 Site: Cullowhee, N.C. Stadium: E.J. Whitmire Attendance: 12759 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score --------------—- -- -- -- -- ----- VMI.................... 14 10 13 13 - 50 Western Carolina.. 14 7 21 10 - 52 |
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Post by wcugrad95 on Aug 25, 2019 8:33:10 GMT -5
2-0 baby!!!
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Post by Cat Fan on Aug 25, 2019 14:44:54 GMT -5
What a way to kick off your picks for the season with a 0-1 start. At the end of next Saturday, you could very well be 0-9. Scoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football Newberry vs Western Carolina (Sep 01, 2018 at Cullowhee, N.C.) Newberry (0-1) vs. Western Carolina (1-0) Date: Sep 01, 2018 Site: Cullowhee, N.C. Stadium: E.J. Whitmire Attendance: 12111 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Newberry............ 7 10 3 6 - 26 Western Carolina.... 3 16 0 14 - 33 ——————————————————- Scoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football Western Carolina vs Gardner-Webb (Sep 14, 2018 at Boiling Springs, NC) Western Carolina (2-0) vs. Gardner-Webb (1-2) Date: Sep 14, 2018 Site: Boiling Springs, NC Stadium: Ernest W. Spangler Attendance: 2257 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Western Carolina.... 7 14 0 7 - 28 Gardner-Webb........ 7 3 0 0 - 10 ——————————————————— VMI (0-4,0-3) vs. Western Carolina (3-0,1-0) Date: Sep 22, 2018 • Site: Cullowhee, N.C. • Stadium: E.J. Whitmire Attendance: 12759 Score by Quarters Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score --------------—- -- -- -- -- ----- VMI.................... 14 10 13 13 - 50 Western Carolina.. 14 7 21 10 - 52 Nothing wrong with beating the teams you're supposed to beat. |
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Post by FUBeAR on Aug 25, 2019 14:52:23 GMT -5
9/27/18 - Western Carolina football has Catamount fans buzzing with a 3-0 startScoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football Newberry vs Western Carolina (Sep 01, 2018 at Cullowhee, N.C.) Newberry (0-1) vs. Western Carolina (1-0) Date: Sep 01, 2018 Site: Cullowhee, N.C. Stadium: E.J. Whitmire Attendance: 12111 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Newberry............ 7 10 3 6 - 26 Western Carolina.... 3 16 0 14 - 33 ——————————————————- Scoring Summary (Final) 2018 Western Carolina Football Western Carolina vs Gardner-Webb (Sep 14, 2018 at Boiling Springs, NC) Western Carolina (2-0) vs. Gardner-Webb (1-2) Date: Sep 14, 2018 Site: Boiling Springs, NC Stadium: Ernest W. Spangler Attendance: 2257 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Western Carolina.... 7 14 0 7 - 28 Gardner-Webb........ 7 3 0 0 - 10 ——————————————————— VMI (0-4,0-3) vs. Western Carolina (3-0,1-0) Date: Sep 22, 2018 • Site: Cullowhee, N.C. • Stadium: E.J. Whitmire Attendance: 12759 Score by Quarters Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score --------------—- -- -- -- -- ----- VMI.................... 14 10 13 13 - 50 Western Carolina.. 14 7 21 10 - 52 Nothing wrong with beating the teams you're supposed to beat.  |
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Post by FUBeAR on Sept 1, 2019 2:07:32 GMT -5
PICKMercer at Western Carolina - Bears run their winning streak over the cantamounts to 4 in a row as the overmatched and still really bad WCU Defense has no answers for Riddle, Devezin, Ellington, and Durden. Tyrie Adams, the undisputed best 1-man-band in college football, spends a good part of the day fleeing for his life as his just-got-home-from-the-Sr-Prom OL can’t slow down Mercer’s talented & experienced Front 6 (Bears are 4-2-5 now) + blitzers. He still works his magic though & finds some (ridiculous) ways to put points on the board. Following a 49-28 loss, remaining pussycat fans leave Whitmire Stadium shredding their game programs, demonstrating what they’d like to do to with the Lifetime Contract for Coach Speir, announced just after 90% of the cantamount fans leave the stadium following WCU’s halftime band performance. Having lost 9 in a row, WCU is now officially placed on “VMI Watch” by the SoCon League Office (whatever that means). What a way to kick off your picks for the season with a 0-1 start. At the end of next Saturday, you could very well be 0-9. Gotta give Cat Fan credit for calling FUBeAR out on this one. This was a BAD miss by FUBeAR. Just didn’t anticipate Coach Speir going for 2 in that situation. I will try to improve. |
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